The guys discuss The Rise of Taj. Topics include: Kalpen, getting hot sauce in weiner hole, ducks, dog semen revisited, and mostly, sword fights.
"National Lampoon's crazy college antics live on when Van Wilder's best buddy, Taj, crosses the pond to attend Camford University, where he shakes up the stiff Brits with his irresistible, party-animal style -- which he learned firsthand from Van."
The guys discuss My Chauffeur. Topics include: Howard Hesseman, Penn and Teller, stealing an old lady's panties, and mostly, the inner-workings of a limousine company.
"Much to the chagrin of her chauvinistic male co-workers -- including her new manager -- spunky Casey lands a job driving for an elite limo service in an upscale Los Angeles neighborhood."
The guys discuss The Heavenly Kid. Topics include: water fountains, purgatory, spazzes, ghosts again, piss pipes, and mostly, drag races.
“After rebel teen Bobby Fantana kicks the bucket during a drag race, he learns that he can't get into heaven unless he returns to earth and performs a good deed by transforming gawky young Lenny Barnes into an irresistible man-about-town.”
The guys discuss Dirty Work. Topics include: Norm MacDonald, popcorn, Artie Lange, getting your nose bitten off, Chris Farley, and mostly, dead hookers.
"Unemployed Mitch Weaver and his pal Sam McKenna start a revenge-for-hire business to raise the $50,000 that Sam's father needs for an operation. But problems arise and a feud ensues when a wealthy developer recruits the duo to trash a building."
The guys discuss Screwballs 2 (Loose Screws). Topics include: Marvin Eatmore, wet t-shirt contests, pretending to be a doctor, looksies, alternate universes, and mostly, 16 MISSING MINUTES!
"Brad Lovett, Steve Hardman, Hugh G. Rection, and Marvin Eatmore are four get-nowhere boys who are forced into summer school, ending up at Cockswell Academy under the supervision of Principal Arsenault. The boys play a game where they earn points for every girl with which they score. On misadventures of their own, they decide to go for the ultimate 100-point score, Mona Lott, the new French teacher"
The guys discuss Frankenhooker. Topics include: halloween candy, muttering, Zorro, electricity, and mostly, building a woman out of dead hookers.
"A New Jersey mad doctor (James Lorinz) rebuilds his girlfriend (Patty Mullen) with body parts from exploded hookers."
The guys discuss School Spirit. Topics include: Roger Corman, Chuck Berry, Hog Day, yogurt/chili, registered sex offenders, and mostly, ghosts.
"The only thing keeping Billy Batson from the girl of his dreams is one little condom -- or rather the lack of one. Lucky Billy finds one at an all-night roadhouse -- but speeding back to his girl, he is killed in a head-on collision with a truck. Now invisible, Billy must find his sweetheart and rekindle her fire -- but when he comes back to school as a ghost, his first stop is the girl's locker room, and he's beginning to "see" all the possibilities!"
The guys discuss Wedding Crashers. Topics include: Vince Vaughn, Stephen Hawking, eye drops, Sack, treasury secretaries, and mostly, motorboating.
"In this raucous romantic comedy, John (Owen Wilson) and his buddy Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) are emotional criminals who know how to use a woman's hopes and dreams for their own carnal gain. And their modus operandi? Crashing weddings. Normally, they meet guests who want to toast the romantic day with a random hook-up. But when John meets Claire (Rachel McAdams), he discovers what true love -- and heartache -- feels like."
The guys discuss Meatballs 3. Topics include: private river resorts, Patrick Dempsey, the glass ceiling, GHOSTS!!!, swamps, and mostly, consent.
"When porn star Roxy Doujor is denied entrance into the afterlife, she is given one last chance to help some poor soul on Earth. She finds Rudy Gerner (whose character was the center of the original film as an adolescent) working at a summer river resort. Roxy is given the task of helping Rudy lose his virginity in order to be allowed into the afterlife."
The guys discuss The Ringer. Topics include: Roger Ebert, Johnny Knoxville, making love to a toilet, acting tips, and mostly, the special olympics.
"Desperate for dough to help a pal, lowlife Steve Barker (Johnny Knoxville) plots with his buddy to rig the Special Olympics. The plan: Steve will masquerade as a competitor in the hope of unseating the high-and-mighty reigning champ, Jimmy. Some of the other contestants recognize Steve as a fake, but because they'd also like to see Jimmy fail, they go all out to help the imposter prevail"
The guys discuss Friday. Topics include: Ice Cube, hog maws, Chris Tucker, John Witherspoon, Deebo, Big Worm, defecating outside, and mostly, Ezal.
After losing his job, Craig chills with his pothead friend Smokey in their South Central L.A. neighborhood. Over the course of a Friday afternoon, the two get into some crazy trouble checking out hot women, offending dangerous thugs and getting high.
The guys discuss Sex Tape. Topics include: bloggers, Cameron Diaz, erections, watermelons, dog chases, child trafficking, servers, and mostly, ipads.
"A married couple (played by Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel) wake up to discover that the sex tape they made the evening before has gone missing, leading to a frantic search for its whereabouts."
The guys discuss Hot to Trot. Topics include: Dabney Coleman, boning in stables, carrots, John Candy, beastialitists, and mostly, a talking horse.
After his mother's death, Fred P. Cheney (Bobcat Goldthwait) must share the family financial business with his scheming stepfather Walter Sawyer (Dabney Coleman) in this misfired comedy. Fred also inherits Don, a talking horse who provides him with hot tips on the stock market.
The guys discuss Up the Creek. Topics include: cupid, a very smart dog, Pee-Wee!, boats, harassment techniques, Flounder!, and mostly, explosions.
"In order to graduate from college, four students must give in to their blackmailing dean's demand that they enter a raft race. Bob McGraw (Tim Matheson), Max (Dan Monahan), Gonzer (Stephen Furst) and Irwin (Sandy Helberg) must compete against a team from Ivy University as well as a hardened team from a nearby military school."
The guys discuss Ted. Topics include: Mark Wahlberg, slaves, Chris Brown, firefighters vs. dogs, defecating on the floor, and mostly, lazy jokes.
"John Bennett's constant companion, Ted -- a hard-partying, foul-mouthed teddy bear who came to life when John was a kid -- threatens to derail his belated attempts to enter adulthood and marry his girlfriend."
The guys discuss American Pie 2. Topics include: super glue, getting peed on, lesbians, trumpets in strange places, and mostly, STIFLER!
"Jim, Oz, Kevin and Stifler are back -- and hornier than ever! After their first year of college, the gang reunites and rents a beach house for the summer. Jim (Jason Biggs) prepares for a reunion with Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), but finds he's falling for band camp maven Michelle (Alyson Hannigan). Substitute Super Glue and a porno tape for the apple pie from the first movie, and you've got a helluva sticky situation."
The guys discuss Private Resort. Topics include: Johnny Depp, so many assaults, The Maestro, Andrew Dice Clay, and mostly, hallway chases.
"Chasing women for the weekend at a luxurious Miami resort, teen buddies Ben and Jack (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) get more than they bargained for after crossing paths with a crafty criminal. Throwing their hormone-driven plans off kilter, the two friends run afoul of a cross-dressing jewel thief (Hector Elizondo) and find themselves under scrutiny from a prying hotel detective. George Bowers directs the racy high jinks of this 1985 sex romp."
The guys discuss Bachelor Party. Topics include: Tom Hanks, Rudy, hookers, putting your penis in a hot dog bun, and mostly, donkeys snorting cocaine.
"Two-time Oscar winner Tom Hanks got his big break in this raunchy comedy. Hanks plays bus driver Rick Gasko, engaged to super-rich Debbie Thompson (Tawny Kitaen). To keep an eye the groom, Debbie and her pals pose as hookers and go to his bachelor party. While the film veers into Animal House territory at times, the laughs are solid."
The guys discuss How High. Topics include: Red and Meth, unibrows, Fatty Arbuckle, Fred Willard, I Need Money, Baby Powder, and mostly, smoking your friend's ashes.
"Two potheads smoke some brain-enhancing weed and, to their surprise, score high enough on entrance exams to get into Harvard. Once there, however, they exhaust their supply of wise-weed and look for creative substitutes in order to make the grade."
The guys discuss Hot Tub Time Machine. Topics include: John Cusack, smelling boxers, the 80s, Chevy Chase, and mostly, a one armed bellhop.
"Fueled by energy drinks, vodka and nostalgia for their younger, wilder days, a group of aging best friends travels back in time to 1986, where they get the chance to relive the best year of their lives. And their time machine? Well, it's a hot tub."
The guys discuss Cavegirl. Topics include: skulls, crystals, microwaves, Radio, and mostly, tricking a cavewoman into having sex with you.
"On a field trip to a cave, nerdy Rex chances upon a magic crystal that transports him back to the Stone Age. There, he meets a cave girl who isn't bothered by Rex's lack of social skills or style. But dating isn't easy in prehistoric times, either!"
The guys discuss Weekend at Bernie's 2. Topics include: voodoo, adult movie theaters, treasure maps, and mostly, a dead body that walks when music is played.
"Everybody's favorite stiff is back! Working fools Larry Wilson (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard Parker (Jonathan Silverman) have uncovered a dirty, little secret: Their former boss, Bernie Lomax (Terry Kiser), embezzled $2 million and placed it in a safe deposit box in the Caribbean. Now, the boys are ready to go after the loot, but they can't do it alone -- they need poor Bernie's help. Can the buddies give their ex-boss new life?"
The guys discuss Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Topics include: Freakshow, NPH, an interesting bathroom game, EXTREME!, animal semen, and mostly, the plight of minorities in America.
"Buddies Harold and Kumar set out to satisfy a stoner craving for hamburgers but end up on an epic journey when they can't find White Castle. Along the way, they cross paths with a freakish tow truck driver, an escaped cheetah and Neil Patrick Harris."
The guys discuss Assault of the Party Nerds. Topics include: baby d, W.O.L.A., the biggest party of all time, synchronizing watches, and mostly, why did we watch this?
Life as a nerd isn't easy, but it can certainly be interesting -- especially when the brothers of the Lambda Alpha Beta frat house (which consists of only four nerdy members) decide to change their reputations and throw the party to end all parties. Linnea Quigly, C. Paul Demsey and Troy Donahue star in this wacky 1980s comedy.
The guys discuss The 40 Year Old Virgin. Topics include: VCRs, Mooj, Steve Carrell, sandbags, hurting for a squirting, and mostly, morning wood.
At age 40, Andy Stitzer has a pleasant life, but there's one thing he hasn't done -- so his sex-obsessed coworkers make it their mission to help get him laid. But it all seems hopeless until Andy meets small business owner Trish, a single mom.