The guys discuss My Tutor. Topics include: John Travolta, Crispin Glover, whoppers, Kitten Natividad, T-1000, Radio, and mostly, stalking your tutor.
"When a bad grade in French class threatens the college plans of high school senior Bobby Chrystal (Matt Lattanzi), his father hires a private instructor to help him earn a passing grade. But Bobby's tutelage shifts from French to the language of love when the tutor turns out to be statuesque blonde Terry Green (Caren Kaye). Meanwhile, Bobby's friend Jack (Crispin Glover, in his screen debut) embarks on a mission to lose his virginity."
The guys discuss Shallow Hal. Topics include: Jack Black, Tony Robbins, 11/9, long toes, spina bifida, the kissing game, and mostly, breaking chairs.
"After a chance encounter with a self-help guru, obnoxiously superficial Hal is unknowingly hypnotized to see women's inner beauty. Soon he falls in love with lithe sweetheart Rosemary, blissfully unaware that she weighs 400 pounds."
The guys discuss Hardbodies. Topics include: Fossils, dialoguing chicks, BBD, Rag, spilling wine, an awesome dog, and mostly, jugs.
Aging swingers pay a beach bum (Grant Cramer) and his sidekick to lure fit young women to their hot-tub party.
The guys discuss Critical Condition. Topics include: Dave Coulier, Times Square, bottle openers, insane asylums, manual disimpaction, and mostly, the corpse of Richard Pryor.
After faking insanity to avoid prison, convicted criminal Eddie Lenahan tries to escape from the hospital psych ward by disguising himself as a doctor during a blackout -- but he soon finds himself pressed into service as a physician.