The guys discuss Private Resort. Topics include: Johnny Depp, so many assaults, The Maestro, Andrew Dice Clay, and mostly, hallway chases.
"Chasing women for the weekend at a luxurious Miami resort, teen buddies Ben and Jack (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) get more than they bargained for after crossing paths with a crafty criminal. Throwing their hormone-driven plans off kilter, the two friends run afoul of a cross-dressing jewel thief (Hector Elizondo) and find themselves under scrutiny from a prying hotel detective. George Bowers directs the racy high jinks of this 1985 sex romp."
The guys discuss Bachelor Party. Topics include: Tom Hanks, Rudy, hookers, putting your penis in a hot dog bun, and mostly, donkeys snorting cocaine.
"Two-time Oscar winner Tom Hanks got his big break in this raunchy comedy. Hanks plays bus driver Rick Gasko, engaged to super-rich Debbie Thompson (Tawny Kitaen). To keep an eye the groom, Debbie and her pals pose as hookers and go to his bachelor party. While the film veers into Animal House territory at times, the laughs are solid."
The guys discuss How High. Topics include: Red and Meth, unibrows, Fatty Arbuckle, Fred Willard, I Need Money, Baby Powder, and mostly, smoking your friend's ashes.
"Two potheads smoke some brain-enhancing weed and, to their surprise, score high enough on entrance exams to get into Harvard. Once there, however, they exhaust their supply of wise-weed and look for creative substitutes in order to make the grade."