A kindhearted principal lets students stay with him. A lover's quarrel. Just in time for the holidays, the heart warming tale of Pincho the dog. The great Nathaniel Bar-Jonah.
A guy had his wiener in a jar. A lady had an interesting day. Getting shitty underwear in your food delivery. Edible Anus. A hero pharmacist. Bobcat Goldthwait and Johnny Arson.
A gentleman shot his penis off. Should beta cucks be turned into women? An English guy forced his son to have sex with his stepmom. Some lewd and lascivious behavior. A guy dresses like an alien in order to kidnap and probe people.
RIP George Bush. A very caring father of the year candidate. UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Ripped His Nutsack to Shreds with a Drill. An amazing tale from an anonymous Toga Party Hero.
A Chinese boy stuck a USB cable in his penis. A sex offender is described in an unflattering manner. An awesome Buddhist monk. Counterfeit condoms. A guy does a trick with his butt cheeks. The great Katherine Knight.
RIP Stan Lee. A St. Louis hero gets unfairly persecuted. A high school basketball coach develops some innovative training methods. A pensioner in England does his thing on a roof.
A gentleman offers to help a girl stop smoking. A firefighter moonlights as a filmmaker. A guy in Thailand starts a very exclusive club. Another incel shooting. A woman takes her son's bad grade very poorly.
Guest Conor Delehanty tells us about meeting Toga Party legend, Jared Fogle. A genius hid in the waste tank of a portable toilet. A guy spanked off on a motorcycle. A fight club at a daycare center. An Amish guy offers a ride to a child.
A guy hypnotizes women so they will make love to him. An 80 year old hero trips over a stile. A guy sues his job because a co-worker farted on him. Marilyn Manson sex toy.
RIP Dennis Hof. A guy had sex with an electric fence. The incel episode of Law and Order SVU. A cab driver threw someone out for a very minor reason. 11 dead babies. A woman had a turtle in her vagina.
A guy shot himself in the dong while robbing a hot dog stand. A japanese guy watched so much porn at work that it made the news. A guy assaulted a haunted house. A beautiful love story in Russia.
A woman makes some very interesting breast feeding videos. A guy got arrested just for buying dolls. A Russian couple has an interesting hobby, murdering and eating women. A kidnapper known as The Bonebreaker.
A sex doll brothel got shut down. Some priests have a lovely vacation. A gentleman is reunited with his dead wife in a magical love story. The Von Erichs. The tale of James Patterson Smith.
A hero does what we have been dreaming of. A guy sticks an eel up his ass to cure his constipation. Several tales of testicles being ripped/bitten off. We pay respect to a legend, the great Kevin Michael "GG" Allin.
RIP Mac Miller. A guy got his penis stung by a stingray. A sexual assistant for the elderly and disabled. Some teens found an interesting new use for a flashlight. Celebrating at Circle K. The uplifting tale of Josef Fritzl.
A couple that doesn't know how to make love. Jackie Robinson. A very special nursing home. The inspiration story of Victor Ardisson, the Vampire of Muy.
RIP Aretha Franklin. Asia Argento. A clumsy Saudi millionaire. The great love story of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Japanese indirect penis kissing.
A pole dancer with a colostomy bag. A truly sickening story about a couple trashing an apartment. A gentleman ruptures his airway with a 10 inch penis. A heart-warming tale of consensual cannibalism. Many of the classic improvs you have come to know and love.
RIP Junko Furuta. The Yakuza. Burnings. Putting press-on nails on your dong. The light-hearted tale of Lam Kor-wan AKA the Jars Killer. A woman urinates on an airplane.
RIP Gertrude Baniszewski. A love story between a man and a deer. Frasier. Crows honor their dead in a unique way. Forcing someone to eat feces.
RIP Robert Van Hook. You will never believe what a morgue employee did. What does it mean if a horse winks at you? A woman got very mad when she found some of her father's pictures. Paddocks.
RIP Arthur Shawcross. Charlie Brown. A guy got caught having sex with a 92 year old corpse. A guy pretended to be blind to grope a woman. some more fetishes.
RIP Gudrun Burwitz, Shoko Asahara. A long song about goats. A genius tied his phone to his shoes. A guy jerked off on an airplane. This fat guy hurt his balls.
RIP Joe Jackson, Neville Towner. A kid got hacked to death with a machetes in the Bronx. Capitol Gazette shooting. Your new crush, Pony. A british guy got a garlic press stuck up his arse.