R.I.P. Mort Walker. A very, very brief discussion of Beetle Bailey. Larry Nasser. Potato Chips. AIDS Myths. Another reading from the book of Elliot Rodger.
R.I.P. Deso Dogg, Anthony Allen Shore. Chicken alfredo. Joey Salads. The guys become incels and read from their new bible, Elliot Rodger's manifesto. British porn laws.
R.I.P. Edgar Ray Killen. Is Nickelodeon's Dan Schneider a pervert? Some fun with the sex offender registry. What is the best candy bar?
R.I.P. Jerry Van Dyke. What did old people spank off to? Coffee stains. The guys decide what type of slave they would want and what type of animal they would make love to.