A grandfather was arrested just for bonding with a young man. A cop got in trouble for buying porn. A man loved his wife to death. You'll never believe what this man did to his neighbor's penis.
A woman vandalized ice cream. A grandma wears fleshlights for socks. Stealing sex toys. How to commit sextortion.
Selling your bath water. A gentleman is arrested for clogging toilets. A cool janitor. A body snatcher.